I, too, enjoyed the chickens. They are my favorites,
next to those poor, deleted pigs.    Carole H.


--- Janice Morgan <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> hi Gordon,
>       Thank you for the funnies for the day. I am
> glad I took time to read
> them, I had a smile on my face. I do not read about
> the pigs and other
> stuff, just delete them, but your chicken got my
> attention and I am glad it
> did thanks again. Janice
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Fercho, Gordon <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Friday, July 23, 1999 4:33 PM
> Subject: Non-PD: Funnies for the day!
>
>
> > Here are the funnies for the day:    Gordon
> > New Email address is:     [log in to unmask]
> >
> > > Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
> > >
> > >       Pat Buchanan:
> > > To steal a job from a decent, hardworking
> American.
> > > ---------------------------------------------
> > >       Louis Farrakhan:
> > > The road, you will see, represents the black
> man. The chicken crossed
> the
> > > "black man" in order to trample him and keep him
> down.
> > > ---------------------------------------------
> > >       Colonel Sanders:
> > > I missed one?
> > > ---------------------------------------------
> > >       L.A. Police Department:
> > > Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll
> find out.
> > > --------------------------------------------
> > >       Richard M. Nixon:
> > > The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat,
> the chicken did not cross
> > > the
> > > road. I don't know any chickens. I have never
> known any chickens.
> > > ---------------------------------------------
> > >       Dr. Seuss:
> > > Did the chicken cross the road?
> > > Did he cross it with a toad?
> > > Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
> > > but why it crossed,
> > > I've not been told!
> > > ---------------------------------------------
> > >      Ernest Hemingway:
> > > To die. In the rain.
> > > ---------------------------------------------
> > >      Martin Luther King, Jr.:
> > > I envision a world where all chickens will be
> free to cross roads
> without
> > > having their motives called into question.
> > > ---------------------------------------------
> > >      Grandpa:
> > > In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed
> the road.  Someone told
> > > us
> > > that the chicken crossed the road, and that was
> good  enough for us.
> > > ----------------------------
> > >     Aristotle:
> > > It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> > > ---------------------------------------------
> > >     Karl Marx:
> > > It was an historical inevitability.
> > > ---------------------------------------------
> > >     Saddam Hussein:
> > > This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we
> were quite justified in
> > > dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
> > > ---------------------------------------------
> > >      Ronald Reagan:
> > > What chicken?
> > > ---------------------------------------------
> > >      Captain James T. Kirk:
> > > To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
> > > ---------------------------------------------
> > >      Fox Mulder:
> > > You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.
> How many more chickens
> have
> > > to
> > > cross before you believe it?
> > > ---------------------------------------------
> > >      Machiavelli:
> > > The point is that the chicken crossed the road.
> Who cares why? The end
> of
> > > crossing the road justifies whatever motive
> there was.
> > > ---------------------------------------------
> > >      Freud:
> > > The fact that you are at all concerned that the
> chicken crossed the road
> > > reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> > > ---------------------------------------------
> > >      Bill Gates:
> > > I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will
> not only cross roads,
> but
> > >
> > > will lay eggs, file your important documents,
> and balance your check
> > > book-and
> > > Explorer is an inextricable part of the
> operating system.
> > > ---------------------------------------------
> > >      Einstein:
> > > Did the chicken really cross the road or did the
> road move beneath the
> > > chicken?
> > > ---------------------------------------------
> > >      Bill Clinton:
> > > I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What
> do you mean by Chicken?
> > > Could you define chicken please?  It depends on
> what the definition of
> > > Chicken is!
> > >
> >
>

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