Camilla, don't be such a spoilsport! I already
PROMISED to be good.Besides, Ken can't come.He's out
of town,out of the country, in fact, out of this
world!                        Mrs. Carole Ratchett
Vito GandyDancer

--- Camilla Flintermann <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> >Hey, Ivan, why can't I come? All the other pig
> >advocates have been invited. I'll be good. I
> promise.
> >I LOVE MAINE!               Carole H.
> >
>
>
> Dear Ivan-- watch out for that Carole---she goes by
> many names, but she is
> still the infamous "Nurse Ratchett" of the Cuckoo's
> Nest, and has a LONG
> sharp needle--she offered to use it on Ken, and I
> think she's just itching
> to get some practice!
>  She runs a "funny farm" where there are no cows,
> chickens, or even
> pigs---just  zombies!   Posing as a "pig advocate",
> she insinuates herself
> into anything involving the Pennies for Parkinson's
> Porkers, and  who knows
> what she might try to pull off on your Dollars for
> Dopamine show?
> Her ex-husband, a gentleman of questionable repute
> known as "Mr.Vito" tends
> to follow her around, and even a subsequent marriage
> to the estimable Gandy
> Dancer hasn't truly removed him from the picture.
>   Forearmed is forewarned, or  the other way around,
> or four armed is
> handy when you're getting dinner---but I
> digress---just be careful in your
> dealings with her  until she can demonstrate that
> she is converted and
> virtuous ..........(but don't hold your breath!)
>
>
>         ---just for fun!........ Camilla
> <[log in to unmask]>
>
>
> http://www.newcountry.nu/pd/members/camilla/one.htm
>
>                           Laughter--    :-)   :-)
>                              the best medecine !
>

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