Blow-guns, a living buzz-saw and Jack Daniels? Hip hip
hooray! BJORK IS BACK!      Carole H.


--- john bjork <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Hello to Everyone:
>
> A warm and hardy greeting from Parkinsaw, MI.  We're
> back in operation,
> and will be sending out the next Parkinsaw
> Chronicles hopefully late
> today or tomorrow.
>
> In my absense, Security Officer Dudly Dowrong (the
> name is right) of the
> Parkinsaw Sanctuary where the Fabled Cincy Flying
> Pigs, including Miss
> Piggy, the Parcel Post Pigs, and the guardian
> Wolverines  reside, has
> been busy and filed the following intelligence
> report:  "An undercover
> source has learned that a secret operation is
> underway by evil forces in
> keeping with their overall plan to descredit pigs
> world-wide to disrupt
> the nacent plans to film a TV version of the porker
> saga in.  Further,
> there are indications that a Team of Wild
> Razorbacks, fortified with a
> powerful mixture of Levolager beer and Jack Daniels,
> may be targeting
> Miss Piggy again.  Miffed at being spotted by the
> Flying Pigs,
> outsmarted by the Wolverines, and scared half out of
> their tusks by the
> Tasmanian Devil, the Razorbacks may be planning an
> assult by hot air
> ballons.  As a result,   The Dancer has suggested
> that perhaps the
> producers of the new pig saga program under
> consideration,  may wish to
> do their filming within the secure walls of the
> Parkinsaw Pig Sanctuary
> where the ferocious Michigan Wolverines and living
> buzz-saw, The Feared
> Tasmanian Devil, maintain a constant vigil.  The
> Dancer is also
> installing specially-fitted blow guns onto the
> snouts of the Flying Pigs
> in case the wary  razorbacks do indeed attempt an
> air assult by ballon.
>
> Well, all in all, it does feel great to be back.
>
> John Bjork
> Parkinsaw, MI
>

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