At 12:21 PM 7/31/99 -0700, you wrote:
>For the Newbie ListMember Who Asked What the Deal Was
>With the Pigs: Hilary & Camilla have already provided
>you with the basics: the pig aristocracy, Porky and
>Porquetta, and those adventurous piggy "angels",the
>Cincy Fliers, and I'm sure you've already heard about,
>and seen in action, thanks to Hans, Don's fierce
>Arkansas Razorbacks. Last but definitely not
>least,John Bjork's Parkinsaw Chronicles is required
>reading.Now we turn to simpler matters. As the
>"mother" of the Connecticut pigs, I would like to
>present their story.They are the new kids on the
>block, the newbies, so to speak.There are 8 of them,
>and they once lived next door to Home Economics/media
>guru, Martha Stewart, in beautiful suburban Westport,
>CT. They fled CT to seek political asylum in
>Parkinsaw, fearing porcine persecution and Martha's
>frying pan. They arrived in Parkinsaw via Parcel post,
>having failed in their efforts to fly there, being
>wingless, and having been kicked off a commercial
>flight after raising a ruckus about not being able to
>sit next to the Pope (but that's another story.)This
>is why they are now known as the Parkinsaw Parcel Post
>Pigs, or PPPpigs.Once they arrived at the
>(Pig)Sanctuary,lacking discipline and being away from
>home for the first time, all hell broke loose. They
>were lured into the underground PolkaNet Bar & Grille
>by a Boar from N.Y.C.(a former shock-jock talk show
>host,)and began pursuing a life of fast women,high
>times, countless bottles of LevoLager, and endless
>all-night polkaing to the music of the Six Fat
>Dutchman.They were saved from this life of debauchery
>by Nails Noogan, ex-Marine,who pignappped them back to
>the Sanctuary,de-programmed them, and set up a boot
>camp. This worked for 7 little pigs, but not for the
>8th,named D.D.DeVille, who went AWOL, turned against
>his fellow porkers, and joined the Boar from N.Y.C.,
>who was by this time was traveling with an accomplice,
>a turn-coat Arkansas Razorback. This Traitorious Trio,
>as they are now known, are, even as we speak,roaming
>the world, leaving a trail of malicious mischief (and
>wrinkled Twinkee wrappers and empty LevoLager
>bottles), sullying the good name of pigs
>everywhere.(Kind of long, but you did ask.)
>              Til ALL Pigs Fly.
>                Carole Hercun
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