Don't forget, and I have stolen this from Camilla, a
few croutons short of a salad.    Carole H.

--- janet paterson <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> >>> Posting number 26518
> Date:         Mon, 23 Jun 1997 14:02:05 -0400
> From:         janet paterson
> Subject:      some silliness
>
> dear syber siblings
>
> wow
> when cd gets ready to lift its cloud
> the silliness factor skyrockets right through
> appropriate somehow?
>
> janet
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Lost your marbles?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> 36 politically correct ways to say
> someone just isn't all put together today...:
>
> A few peas short of a casserole.
>
> A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
>
> The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead.
>
> Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions
> on the heel.
>
> He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch
> on the way down.
>
> Doesn't have all her dogs on one leash.
>
> Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril
> hair.
>
> Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
>
> Forgot to pay his brain bill.
>
> A few clowns short of a circus.
>
> If she had another brain it would be lonely.
>
> Too much yardage between the goal posts.
>
> An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
>
> A few beers short of a six-pack.
>
> Dumber than a box of hair.
>
> Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
>
> One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
>
> One taco short of a combination plate.
>
> A few feathers short of a whole duck.
>
> All foam, no beer.
>
> The cheese slid off her cracker.
>
> Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
>
> Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
>
> Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they
> appear.
>
> An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
>
> As smart as bait.
>
> Chimney's clogged.
>
> His sewing machine's out of thread.
>
> Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
>
> His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
>
> She is missing a few buttons on her remote control.
>
> There is no grain in the silo.
>
> He is living proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
>
> Her receiver is off the hook.
>
> He is several nuts short of a full pouch.
>
> Her skylight leaks a little.
>
> His Slinky is kinked.
>
> She's surfing in Nebraska.
>
> In the pinball game of life,
> his flippers are a little farther apart than most.
>
> janet paterson
> 52 now / 41 dx / 37 onset
> 613 256 8340 po box 171 almonte ontario canada K0A
> 1A0
> a new voice:
> <http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Village/6263/>
> <[log in to unmask]>
>


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