Hi Joan Carol: This is great! I LOVE Dr.Seuss and
Dr.Seuss parodies. But then, I would...
         Carole H., AKA grinchcsh

--- joan carol urquhart <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Dr Suess does...
>
> "If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
> and the bus is interupted as a very last resort,
> and the address of the memory makes your floppy disc
> abort,
> then the socket packet pocket  has an error to
> report.
> If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
> and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the
> trash,
> and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't
> hash,
> then your situation's hopeless and your system's
> gonna crash.
> If the label on the cable  on the table in your
> house.
> says the network is connected to the button on your
> mouse,
> but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
> that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the
> hall,
> and your screen is all distorted by the side effects
> of gauss,
> so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
> then you may as well reboot it and go out with a
> bang,
> 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, your system's gonna
> hang.
> When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the
> disk,
> and the microcode instructions cause unnecessaary
> risk,
> when you have a flash of memory and try to RAM your
> ROM,
> Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to call
> your mom."
>
> http://www.compnerd.com/               !
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Ivan M Suzman <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> <[log in to unmask]>
> Date: Wednesday, October 20, 1999 2:02 PM
> Subject: Letter to Senator Arlen Specter:WHODUNNIT?
>
>
> >HI FOLKS!
> >
> >Does anyone know why for two messages I wrote,
> >(at least , using JUNO , on my computer), which
> are:
> >
> >    - my letter to Sen. Specter (below) , and
> >    - the comments to Connie Tate on tasmar,
> >
> >"[log in to unmask]" is the displayed
> author,
> >instead of myself?
> >
> >
> >Hey, BARB PATTERSON , are you transgendering
> >yourself into  Me??  I mean, geez, I'm a REAL
> >GOOD-LOOKING guy, but (blush) gosh, Barb,
> >is this your way of handing me OWNERship of
> >the list? Should I be flattered?
> >
> >Hmmm, maybe I could dress in drag as Barb
> >Patterson on Hallowe'en.....GOSH!  I don't
> >even know what Barb looks like!!
> >
> >Hey, cutie, send me your PICTURE for
> >my photo album!!!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >^^^^^^  WARM GREETINGS  FROM  ^^^^^^^^^^^^  :-)
> > Ivan Suzman        49/39/36       [log in to unmask]
>  :-)
> > Portland, Maine    land of lighthouses        50
> deg. F   :-)
>
>********************************************************************
> >
> >--------- Forwarded message ----------
> >From: <[log in to unmask]>
> >To: [log in to unmask]
> >Date: Wed, 20 Oct 1999 02:06:34 -0400
> >Subject: Letter to Senator Arlen Specter
> >Message-ID:
> <[log in to unmask]>
> >
> >
> >
> >Dear Senator Specter,
> >   Young-Onset Parkinson's Disease is a MONSTER
> that is now destroying my
> >life. I
> >have gone from being a Professor of Anatomy at 32,
> to a shadow of my
> >younger self, living
> >on charity, with only $687.00 per month of SSDI
> now, at age 49.
> >  Thank you especially for your efforts to maximize
> the intent  and
> >funding  of the Udall
> >Act, and particularly for  the $75 million dollar
> colloquy with Senators
> >Cochran and Wellstone.
> >  ***  I hope  that your staffers, Mark Lesch (sp?)
> and Betty Lou Taylor,
> >have showed your my
> >testimony. It took three days and two nights of
> painful, non-stop work to
> >prepare.
> >  ***  I was assured by Ms. Taylor that it was
> included in the official
> >packet placed
> >before you on September 28, at the hearing with Mr.
> Fox. I am too sick to
> >travel., and
> >noone has confirmed that you have seen it.
> >    A retired neighbor drove me to Rep. Allen's
> home on Saturday. I gave
> >him an entire  typescript.
> >Some of the best advocates we  PWP's have are
> Pennsylvanians Gerri and
> >Brig Haines,
> > and Jim Cordy.
> >
> >  PLEASE push hard for us, as our futures are very
> doubtful, at best.
> >If you need any additional help or information,
> please feel free to
> >telephone me at
> >my house, 207 - 797 - 8488.  My  e-mail address is
> :  [log in to unmask]
> >
> >Yours Very  Sincerely,
> >Ivan Suzman (onset  and causes unknown, symptoms
> visible by age 35,
> >diagnosis at 39, currently 49)
> >
> >
> >^^^^^^  WARM GREETINGS  FROM  ^^^^^^^^^^^^  :-)
> > Ivan Suzman        49/39/36       [log in to unmask]
>  :-)
> > Portland, Maine    land of lighthouses       50
> deg. F   :-)
>
>********************************************************************
>
>_________________________________________________________________________
> >_
> >
>


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