I thought we needed a little laugh:
>Subject: Stimulating Comments

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>>     1.  I think animal testing is a terrible idea;  they get all     nervous
>>     and give the wrong answers.
>>
>>     2.  A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your      mother.
>>
>>     3.  The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the   brain,
>>     involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions.  The
>>     hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
>>     1. fighting;  2. fleeing;  3.feeding; and  4. mating.
>>     -- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course
>>
>>     4.  What is a committee?  A group of the unwilling, picked from  the
>>     unfit, to do the unnecessary.    -- Richard Harkness,
>>     The New York Times, 1960
>>
>>     5.  Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: "        Of
>>     all the radio stations in Chicago...we're one of them."
>>
>>     6.  With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three
>>     thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation
>>     Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist        that
>>     there is no such thing as progress.  -- Ransom K. Ferm
>>
>>     7.  Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change.
>>
>>     8.  Applying computer technology is simply finding the right     wrench to
>>     pound in the correct screw.
>>
>>     9.  The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
>>     The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
>>     The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it
>>     cost?"
>>     The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries
>>     with that?"
>>
>>     10.  Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had
>>     years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet,        make
>>     some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
>>           -- Dave Barry
>>
>>     11.  I am not a vegetarian because I love animals;  I am a       vegetarian
>>     because I hate plants.  -- A. Whitney Brown
>>
>>     12.  A great many people think they are thinking when they are   merely
>>     rearranging their prejudices.  -- William James
>>
>>     13.  Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of
>>     tapes hurtling down the highway.  -- Andrew Tannenbaum
>>
>>     14.  We should be careful to get out of an experience only the   wisdom
>>     that is in it - and stop there;  lest we be like the cat that sits
>>     down on a hot stove-lid.  She will never sit down on a hot
>>     stove-lid again---and that is well;  but also she will never sit
>>     down on a cold one anymore.    -- Mark Twain
>>
>>     15.  There's so much comedy on television.  Does that cause comedy in
>>       the streets?
>>           -- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate
>>
>>     16.  If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and            saving
>>     an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life              without
>>     even considering if there are men on base.
>>            -- Dave Barry
>>
>>     17.  I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist
>>     seemingly for the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick
>>     writers -- and even sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer        from
>>     physical deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at
>>     fancy dress balls. -- Editor of the Limerick Times
>>           (Limerick, Ireland)
>>
>>     18.  When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir       cevinpl.
>>
>>     19.  Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom:  No matter how great your
>>           triumphs or how tragic your defeats---approximately one    billion
>>           Chinese couldn't care less.
>>
>>     20.  668: The Neighbor of the Beast
>>
>>     21.  Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the      leather
>>           straps.  -- Emo Phillips
>>
>>     22.  Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
>>
>>     23.  Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
>>          mistake when you make it again.  -- F. P. Jones
>>
>>     24.  Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
>>     learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their
>>     apparent disinclination to do so.
>>          -- Douglas Adams, _Last Chance to See_
>>
>>     25.  As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not
>>          important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're  paying
>>          me so much money.  What's important is that you continue to         do so.
>>          -- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney
>>
>>     26.  When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an    atheist,
>>     a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God
>>     of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't
>>     believe?"  -- Quentin Crisp
>>
>>     27.  Boundary, n.  In political geography, an imaginary line             between
>>     two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the
>>     imaginary rights of another. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's      Dictionary
>>
>>     28.  I think that all right-thinking people in this country are  sick
>>     and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in
>>     this country with being sick and tired.  I'm certainly not!  But
>>     I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!  -- Monty Python



Henry Guttentag